it's BRITNEY, bitch!

Blackout. Out November 30th.
Get ready, bitches.

the AFTERMATH

For all those who were expecting it and for those who weren't, here it is.

MTV's 2007 Video Music Awards was going to be the opportunity for her to make it up for all this time, three whole years of terrible news —both real and fake— and matching images provided by the most trustworthy sources: celeb hunters and paparazzi.
One more time the tabloids managed to turn a regular out-of-the-ordinary little thing into an outrageous event backgrounded with the most gossip-filled details. Britney couldn't remember the lyrics; Spears looked distracted and did not do the coreography correctly; the old diva of Pop didn't fit in her tiny outfit. She disappointed her fans. Disappoint? Her fans? How would you feel after hearing this out of the mouth of some comedian known for playing with satire and controversy and nicknamed "Big bitch"?:
"This is exciting, wasn't that incredible? Britney Spears, everyone. [Applause] She is amazing. I mean, she is 25 years old and she's already accomplished everything she's gonna accomplish in her life. It's mindblowing. And she's so grown up she's a mother, you know, it's crazy. It's weird to think that, just a few years ago on this very show she was this, like, sweet innocent little girl in slutty clothes riding around with a python. That's not nice, calling Madonna a python. But, have you seen Britney's kids? They are THE most adorable mistakes you'll ever see. They are so cute. They're as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of. I'm serious, they're this cute, you guys."
(Sarah Silverman after Britney's performance. VMA 2007.)

Three years is a very big space time to make up for; perhaps too big. Alcohol, drugs, divorce, rehab... how would it feel on stage before the focused lenses of zillions of bodies when all that has been going on about your life in the papers has always included those words? Would it feel comfortable? Maybe confident? I don't think so. But Britney is supposed to be something unnatural, isn't she? Someone with the unhuman ability ot achieve the imposible and go beyond humanity. There might have been a time when she seemed close to that, when all the worshipping and support provided the energy enough to fulfill the crazy expectations. That time is gone, but support shouldn't be. It is, though.
I have always been told we all have extraordinary gifts which make each of us different from everybody else. This case perhaps wasn't that of a great voice, but it certainly was one of the most outstanding performer and star ever. Is it really worth it to turn her shine off by force?

I'm off.


[Credit image: BreatheHeavy]

THE comeback!!

Ladies and Gentlemen... drumroll, please.
I'm glad to inform y'all that SHE is finally BACK!! Miss Britney Spears will perform at the 2007 Video Music Awards!



If you happen to own a computer, then chances are you've come across online rumblings regarding the bald-no-more Britney Spears: The pop star will make her comeback at this year's MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas.

Well, it's no rumor, folks.

MTV News can now confirm what may well be one of the worst-kept VMA secrets of all time: On Sunday night, Spears will grace the VMA stage, nestled within the Palms Casino Resorts' Pearl Concert Theater, to perform "Gimme More," the first single from her forthcoming fifth album, which is slated for a November 13 release (see "Britney Spears' Greatest VMA Hits: Barely There Costumes, Giant Snakes And A Scandalous Lip-Lock"). The yet-untitled effort will be her first studio LP in four years, following 2003's In the Zone.

Perhaps in homage to the glittery magic of Las Vegas, Spears consulted with illusionist Criss Angel, star of A&E's "Mindfreak," on "some of the moments of the performance," said Jesse Ignjatovic, the executive producer of this year's VMAs. Spears has been spotted around Sin City in recent weeks with Angel at her side, and there is unsubstantiated speculation that the two are romantically involved.

Ignjatovic said it was important to secure Spears for the big show's opening number.

"I guess, looking back, we've had a great history with her," he said. "Some of the biggest TV performances [of her career] have been at the VMAs. And fortunately, [when we approached her about performing], she was into it and excited to do it. I wanted her to come on and make a statement right from the very beginning of the show. And she'll kill it. I wanted to start the show in a very big and dramatic way, and she's the one to do that. She'll captivate everyone, and set the tone for the rest of the night. There's no one better."

As for what we can expect from Ms. Spears, Ignjatovic wouldn't give up the goods, but promised fans would be thrilled.

"You can expect the things we want and expect from Britney — that will all be there," he said. "What I've seen of it is great. She'll be dancing, performing, doing her thing. That's exactly what we all want. Fans that are familiar with her performance on previous VMAs will not be disappointed."

[Source: mtvnews.com]

Go to http://www.myspace.com/soVIPzone and check out Britney's new song! It's HOT.

UPDATE!!
HARDCORE cold part II will be available on Sunday, so keep checking back!

I'm off.

and the BEAT goes on, and the beat GOES ON...!

Oh welcome the equinox may be! The first day of the Spring is already a day behind our lives. It is a day on which fantastic things are to happen, a day when the most important —and yet most irrelevant— people were, are and will be born. Aka?: it's my birthday.
Nineteen Springs have gone by in the blink of a perfectly moisturized eye. Thanx to everyone for making such a good day out of it. Seriously, you don't deserve me. But this is how I am, so close the the plebs and all.
However, this is not a post about me, but about someone more important, about her highness. Someone who's been there not for the whole nineteen years of my existance, but still has been there long enough to matter. This would be —of course— Ms. Britney Spears. My most outstanding present was the release of Brit from "Promises" rehab center yesterday. How awesome is that? Apparently she has done better than expected and has been able to leave the rehab facilities in advance. A regular stay in the center is around 45 days, and she has only been there for a month. Also, it looks like this 30-day stay at Malibu's center has helped Britney to clear up her mind. Kevin and her will be sharing 50% of custity of the kids —18-month-old Sean Preston and 6-month-old Jayden James—, which is just great because this way they won't have to get into any kind of trial that will only end up feeding those nasty ruthless piranhas the tabloids are.
Now let's just hope for her to hop back on to the recording studio and make a kicking come-back in a few months. Because, even if the media hasn't let this through, Brit's support from her fans —myself OBVIOUSLY included— is larger and more intense than anyone can even guess. We are gonna make Britney the artist with the most freaking successful come-back in the music history!!

I'll be back sooner than you think with Gucci's collection review.
I'm off.